“Man arrested for allegedly trying to chop down tree (no word on if it was cherry)”
Wow! What a terrible headline! That’s just…awful. So so so so bad. How do we know it’s bad? 1) It thinks it’s cute; 2) It’s trying too hard; 3) It uses, lamely, a reference to an apocryphal story about the first President; 4) It’s from the — wait for it — L.A. Times. That, friends, is a perfect shitstorm.
Read the original blog post here, and stay away from sharp objects and firearms as you do.