Hey, did you see this on CNN?
Tiger Woods’ mother-in-law was admitted to a hospital early Tuesday with a stomach ailment after a 911 call was made from the golfer’s home, a hospital spokesman said.
Dan Yates from Health Central Hospital in Ocoee, Florida, said doctors are still evaluating Barbro Holmberg, who is in stable condition.
No further details on the condition of Holmberg — the mother of Woods’ wife, Elin Nordegren — were immediately available.
We’re guessing Ms. Holmberg was NOT attacked by her daughter with a golf club. And also that she DIDN’T try to drive a car through a tree.
C’mon, Woods family. Of all the times to suffer whatever it is Tiger’s mother-in-law is suffering, this is possibly the worst time. Think about all the jerks out there who are going to suppose — loudly — that this ailment is some physical manifestation of emotional trauma brought on by Tiger’s loose-dick practices. I mean, she could’ve eaten bad lunch meat. Could’ve been bad smelt. Could be emotional trauama. Who knows?
Best part of the short news story:
Woods, 33, was taken to Health Central Hospital on November 27 after he crashed his sport utility vehicle into a fire hydrant and a tree outside his mansion near Windermere.
The golfer has been mired in controversy since the crash.
Oh, we know.