Remember the Bush years!? Yeah, they were awesome, right? We were all care-free and living the high life. We were awash in greenbacks and there was never any terrorism. Also, everyone had a house and mortgage payments were pretty much zero dollars. Banks were responsible, terrorists didn’t need trials of any kind and the Geneva Convention — WTF is a Geneva Convention, HIPPIE!?
Flash forward one year. Barack Obama has socialized everything, gotten us into two wars and allowed one of his Muslim terrorist friends to almost blow up Amerkuh with his underwear! He’s even trying to give people health care! GAH, SAVE US!
So what’s the GOP’s response to the situation? Get back to basics, duh! More nude models in Congress, more tax cuts, and hey, what ever happened to that fantastic idea — privatizing Social Security?
Privatization, trickle-down-economics and tax cuts. God help us all if we ever get to a spot where one of these three solutions doesn’t fix our ills. God. Help. Us. All.