Mustn’t. Write. About. Sarah Palin.
ARGH! WE GIVE UP! How could we possibly not write about this moron? Latest scoop: remember a while back when the hillbilly grifter couldn’t remember her own platform — her own THREE-WORD platform — so she wrote it on her hand? Well, apparently weeks later she has a justification, and oh is it ever rich (and Jesusy) — just like Sarah Palin herself:
When the media first challenged her on the need to write her core beliefs on her hand to remember them, “I didn’t really had a good answer, as so often — is me,” Palin quipped at an Ohio Right to Life fundraiser Friday. “But then somebody sent me the other day, Isaiah 49:16, and you need to go home and look it up. Before you look it up, I’ll tell you what it says though. It says, hey, if it was good enough for God, scribbling on the palm of his hand, it’s good enough for me, for us. He says, in that passage, ‘I wrote your name on the palm of my hand to remember you,’ and I’m like, ‘Okay, I’m in good company.'”
The Bible doesn’t mention permanent marker, of course; the line Palin referred to, “Behold, I have graven thee upon the palms of my hands,” features “writing” that is significantly more permanent.
Yeah, but when did little things like facts or a lack of reading cognition stop Sarah Palin?
If you want to hear Sarah Palin say all that herself in a really unpleasant drawl, full video here: