At some point, one has to ask oneself, “Which is worse? Sending a noose to my Congressman? Or an unwrapped condom?”
Such is the conundrum of the contemporary nutjob Teabagger (remember, tebagging means you want balls in your face). If the member of Congress you’re trying to intimidate isn’t black you can’t send a noose because that just wouldn’t be crazy enough to send a noose to a white person! And in that case it’s only mildly racist.
Nah, what you want to do is take a condom, unwrap it, maybe use it (but apparently not use it) and then put it in a bag and send the bag to Rep. Betty McCollum (D-Minn.) who voted for health care reform. Take a look!
[Rep. Betty McCollum’s] spokeswoman told CNN that inside one letter received Thursday was a condom, removed from its original packaging.
McCollum’s spokeswoman Maria Reppas said Thursday that the congresswoman’s district office in St. Paul received the condom in an envelope dated March 23, along with an anonymous typed letter reading: “Betty McCollum you’ve been dry f***** by the liberal party.”
The condom had been removed from its original packaging and placed in a plastic bag, according to McCollum’s district director.
Her office also reported receiving part of a shredded American flag doused in gasoline and a typed letter addressed to McCollum, Rep. Keith Ellison, Sen. Amy Klobuchar and Sen. Al Franken – all Democrats from Minnesota.
“Each of you receives part of a shredded American flag,” the letter read. “It represents Obama and your liberal filth. Open the bag, it’s covered in the stench you’ve brought to our government … Because of you, we are now a country of dirt, shame, corruption and slime.”
Nothing like sending a condom in the mail to be taken seriously — by the cops. By the way, we assume an organization such as CNN would report on whether there was actual filth and stench on the flag, not just gasoline, and we can only assume there wasn’t. So nice job sending a bag with stench! Try to wash your hands to get it off, you Commie assholes!
Oh…you did wash your hands? And the smell came off? Dial antibacterial soap?