Paranoid sobbing man-child and new-age prospector Glenn Beck wants our help!
No, he needs our help!
He has a new book coming out on June 15, and he wants freedom-loving Americans everywhere to help him choose its cover art. There are four options, and for the most part they include the jingoistic images you’d expect: the Statue of Liberty, New York’s skyline, the Washington Monument, fat people in wheelchairs dressed as Paul Revere, nine million American flags, etc. But there’s one cover that’s, well, really freakin’ gay (you’ll know it when you see it).
See if we can’t help Glenn out and make sure that one wins.