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In case you're wondering, yes, that's the glow of the TelePrompTer reflecting in Palin's glasses.

It’s bad enough that you’ve likely convinced a bunch of dumb, fat white guys out there who want to fuck you that you’d make a good president. But seriously, just stop being a horrible, ignorant, intolerant, pandering former half-term governor.

There are times on this site when we think we shouldn’t call Sarah Palin names because, you know, we have employers and eventually we’ll want to get new jobs somewhere else or get fired and then need to find a new job and someday a future employer will look at this website and say, “This person’s nuts. We can’t hire someone who’s NUTS.” (BTW, that’s what the Fat American people should say at the polls in 2012 when Sarah Palin runs for president on the Teabagger ticket.)

But then we see Palin’s stupid Luke Wilson jaw and her dumb, smug face and we lose our minds. She can’t DO ANYTHING BUT INCITE FEAR AND HATRED.

And you know what? She’s not entirely stupid because she’s smart enough to know that “blood libel” is a code phrase to anti-Semites across this country. She’s smart enough to know that it’s a wink to people who hate, people who eat up her garbage, people who just can’t stand that a black man is president.

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No joke, the kid who guessed that famous Wasilla person (and former half-term governor) Sarah Palin was from “Wasilla” is now facing up to 20 years in prison for doing so. It seems Sarah Palin had a Yahoo! address, and used the security question: “What high school did you attend.” After literally zero research, David Kernell guessed “Wasilla High,” and had access to Palin’s email. Yes, the governor of Alaska’s email was that easy to hack. Is that even considered hacking — figuring out a rube’s password?

Meh, apparently it is, and now Kernell is probably headed to the slammer. Palin put the whole situation in perspective on facebook, of course.

My family and I are thankful that the jury thoroughly and carefully weighed the evidence and issued a just verdict. Besides the obvious invasion of privacy and security concerns surrounding this issue, many of us are concerned about the integrity of our country’s political elections. America’s elections depend upon fair competition. Violating the law, or simply invading someone’s privacy for political gain, has long been repugnant to Americans’ sense of fair play. As Watergate taught us, we rightfully reject illegally breaking into candidates’ private communications for political intrigue in an attempt to derail an election.

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Sarah Palin gives a visual representation of her foreign policy experience.

Only in this country could a dipshit former half-term governor and hillbilly grifter with zero – that’s zero – foreign policy experience be taken seriously when it comes to United States nuclear prowess and its implied defense against foreign powers.

We all know that Sarah Palin, the aforementioned half-term governor and hillbilly grifter, has been sniping at President Obama about his agreement with Russia to reduce the number of nuclear weapons in the U.S. Here’s the latest from the Associated Press:

Obama shot back while overseas to sign a nuclear reduction deal with Russia, calling Palin “not much of an expert” on nuclear issues.

Palin counterpunched Friday while addressing the Southern Republican Leadership Conference in New Orleans. Clearly mocking the president, she dismissed the “vast nuclear experience that he acquired as a community organizer.”

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Won’t. Write. About. Sarah Palin.

Mustn’t. Write. About. Sarah Palin.

ARGH! WE GIVE UP! How could we possibly not write about this moron? Latest scoop: remember a while back when the hillbilly grifter couldn’t remember her own platform — her own THREE-WORD platform — so she wrote it on her hand? Well, apparently weeks later she has a justification, and oh is it ever rich (and Jesusy) — just like Sarah Palin herself:

When the media first challenged her on the need to write her core beliefs on her hand to remember them, “I didn’t really had a good answer, as so often — is me,” Palin quipped at an Ohio Right to Life fundraiser Friday. “But then somebody sent me the other day, Isaiah 49:16, and you need to go home and look it up. Before you look it up, I’ll tell you what it says though. It says, hey, if it was good enough for God, scribbling on the palm of his hand, it’s good enough for me, for us. He says, in that passage, ‘I wrote your name on the palm of my hand to remember you,’ and I’m like, ‘Okay, I’m in good company.'”

The Bible doesn’t mention permanent marker, of course; the line Palin referred to, “Behold, I have graven thee upon the palms of my hands,” features “writing” that is significantly more permanent.

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We already knew that although Sarah Palin refers to Sweet Baby Trig as “her little retard,” other people aren’t ever allowed to call anything — even f-ing retarded Democrats — “retarded.” We also knew she’s a prolific quitter and employed incredibly self-serving double-standards that say Rush Limbaugh can call anything “retarded” because he’s a “satirist.

Flashback to a few months ago to when a blogger photoshopped a picture of young Trigger. Palin’s head almost exploded she was so mad. Well today, in touting her husband Todd’s “snow machine race,” Palin tweeted — SURPRISE! — a photoshopped picture of Trig.

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As mayor of Quitsville and president of Facebook, Sarah Palin is tasked with the awesome responsibilities of reading every single newspaper in the world and expressing the outrage of a nation via social networking. Today the target of her fauxtrage is Rahm Emanuel, who, in a closed-door meeting with liberal activists, said — quoting the Wall Street Journal here — “F–ing retarded.”

Yes, he was referring to the activists’ decision to campaign against conservative Democrats who opposed health care, but Sarah Palin isn’t exactly one to read an entire story. So naturally she saw “F–ing retarded” as a slur against the world’s most perfect political prop baby, TRIG PALIN, and she rushed to her IBM Thinkpad to call for Emanuel’s resignation — or firing — on Facebook.

The Obama Administration’s Chief of Staff scolded participants, calling them, “F—ing retarded,” according to several participants, as reported in the Wall Street Journal.

Whoa there, Sarah Palin! Watch the language, you betcha! I believe you mean “Fucking r–ded.”

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Man, this is rich. Sarah Palin — remember, the woman who told the “Lie of the Year” according to Politifact.com — had the balls to spend her first appearance on Fox News as a paid contributor talking about the, as she put it, “BS” in the new book Game Change by Mark Halperin and John Heilemann. As she says, via CNN’s Political Ticker:

These reporters were not any part of what I was doing there as the VP candidate,” Palin said on Fox News Tuesday, her first appearance on the network as a paid contributor. “I don’t know who they are. I haven’t met these guys.”

You know, maybe they weren’t there, Ms. Palin. But I’m guessing David McCullough wasn’t there with Harry Truman when Truman ordered Nagasaki and Hiroshima get bombed to smithereens, and Truman is considered one of the finest books, um, ever.

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