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Well hey, we’re not doing anything else, so let’s kick this sucker off. Y’all ready for this!?

State of the Union time, baby! Let’s get it on!

9:07 This is, of course, the most important part of the speech. Who’s on the center aisle? Who transcended party labels and waited literally HOURS to get his picture taken with the President!? Obviously, Sheila Jackson-Lee, that’s who. Christ.

9:08 Just in case you’re watching along at home, we should point out that we’re watching on MSNBC. If you’re watching on FOX News, you’re probably seeing a different feed. There are not actually horns on Obama’s head.

9:09 Obama greets the Joint Chiefs. Totally cool to ask if they’re gay now.

9:10 Wow, Pelosi’s wearing a lot of makeup tonight. And a suit! Weird!

9:12 Oh man, big hand for the new Speaker! And an even bigger hand for Gabby Giffords! Hooray for everyone! (more…)

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Oh, you can’t slip away from your desk and watch Tiger Woods read a prepared statement and not take questions from the media? Well, we’ve gotcha covered! Starting at 11 a.m., SCFOM is on the case, ready to live blog the shit out of Tigersexgate 2009-10.

10:54 Holy crap! Six minutes away! Over at ESPN, they’re showing us a timeline of Tiger’s collapse. Car crash! Admits “transgressions! Announces “indefinite” break from golf! ETC ETC ETC! We’ll add another of our own (which they seem to have forgotten): Banged some random chicks! Seems like an oversight.

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Holy moly, everybody! We already got the iPad today, and now we get a super awesome speech from still-President (somehow!) Barack Obama! Apparently Scott Brown’s election in Massachusetts means nothing to this guy because look at him! He’s about to give the State of the Union Address!

The sad thing is that it might not be as fun as Obama’s first address to Congress — the one where Rep. Joe Wilson went off the rails and just started shouting obscenities — because Republican leaders actually sat their caucus down and reminded them that, per hundreds of years of precedent, they’re not supposed to act like children during a speech by the president.

Yes, we’re disappointed, too. But guess what. Still gonna live blog the shit outta this thing! It starts whenever “Chuck” “American Idol” ends.

9:00 We’re gonna watch this thing on NBC because… boy is Brian Williams dreamy.

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