If there’s one thing we hate, aside from Sarah Palin, Nancy Pelosi, Max Baucus, Jim DeMint, Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Michele Bachmann, soggy Rice Krispies, Kristen Wiig and Kate Beckinsale, it’s Weezer. Yeah. That’s right. Fucking nerd rock Weezer, here’s our message: Fuck you!
Or maybe that’s just my message (I can’t speak for Josh). But the whole still-geeky-after-all-these-years-despite-my-money-and-manipulation-of-the-music-industry is just fucking tired, man. Really. “Pork and Beans”? “Troublemaker”? “Beverly Hills”? Your new album is called Raditude? Hey, know how we knew The Red Album was moose piss? Stupid “Heart Songs,” which sounds like something that dispshit Mattie Stepanek would have written, and the fact that you let Scott Shriner sing one. I mean, WTF?
Some Country for Old Men 