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Yes, the news itself is a few days old, but leave it to Stephen Colbert to break down Rush Limbaugh’s Ching-Chong Chinaman act better than anyone else. Classy as always, Rush Limbaugh.

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It’s hard to take Time magazine seriously. For the most part it’s a compilation of lists (Shows that overstayed their welcome! Time travel movies!), a smattering of quotes and the occasional incredibly-superficial story about something happening in the world. There are also hard-hitting stories about cute animals falling asleep and that latest facebook trend or Internet meme that anyone who has a computer already knows about, but we digress.

The point is, this one time, perhaps even by accident, Time managed to cut to the core of the conservative movement, the Republican Party, and why a vote for the GOP in November is a vote for TV punditry, bloviation, instigation and sound bites over substance. Here’s the poll that struck us as interesting (and frightening):

The question isn’t: Who’s the most influential non-elected conservative leader? It’s: Who’s the most influential? Period.

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This is perfect. Fat, stupid, racist, ignorant fuck Rush Limbaugh has a beee-yootee to tell you. Some rube called his show and asked a rube question: Rush, what will you do if you’re fat and health care passes?

Rush: I’ll leave the country. I’ll go to Costa Rica. (Where incidentally, they have socialized medicine.) Rush Limbaugh is so retarded he doesn’t even know he’s retarded. And the retarded masses keep eating it up. What a dick!

Hey, Congress! Here’s your chance to win back the American people!

Here’s the audio.

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Rush Limbaugh’s been rushed to the hospital with chest pains, and the folks at Free Republic are doing everything they can to make sure he doesn’t kick the can. Prayer vigil time, y’all! Get your “rosery” ready!

Free Republic.

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Awkward headline notwithstanding, the story is true.

Conservative radio talk host Rush Limbaugh was rushed to a Honolulu hospital on Wednesday afternoon with chest pains, sources told KITV. Paramedics responded to the call at 2:41 p.m. at the Kahala Hotel and Resort.

Limbaugh suffered from chest pains, sources said. Paramedics treated him and took him to Queen’s Medical Center in serious condition.

[KITV via Gawker]

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If there’s one thing we hate, aside from Sarah Palin, Nancy Pelosi, Max Baucus, Jim DeMint, Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Michele Bachmann, soggy Rice Krispies, Kristen Wiig and Kate Beckinsale, it’s Weezer. Yeah. That’s right. Fucking nerd rock Weezer, here’s our message: Fuck you!

Or maybe that’s just my message (I can’t speak for Josh). But the whole still-geeky-after-all-these-years-despite-my-money-and-manipulation-of-the-music-industry is just fucking tired, man. Really. “Pork and Beans”? “Troublemaker”? “Beverly Hills”? Your new album is called Raditude? Hey, know how we knew The Red Album was moose piss? Stupid “Heart Songs,” which sounds like something that dispshit Mattie Stepanek would have written, and the fact that you let Scott Shriner sing one. I mean, WTF?

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Here at SCFOM, we’ve spent countless hours and countless (because I’m lazy) posts on Sarah Palin, her fans and why they’re all retarded.

Today in three short paragraphs, the Washington Post tells us all we’ll ever need to know about the Alaskan ice princess/prolific quitter and why she should never under any circumstances be president.

Check it out:

Sarah Palin may or may not run for president in 2012, but she is already the overwhelming favorite in the Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck primaries.

In a new Washington Post poll, Palin beats other GOP leaders on two questions: who best represents the party’s core values, and who Republicans would vote for if the presidential nomination battle were held today. But she has particular appeal to the loyal followers of Limbaugh and Beck, two of the most popular conservative talk show hosts in the country.

Overall, 18 percent of Republicans and GOP-leaning independents cited her as the person most representative of the party’s core values, the highest percentage among prominent Republican figures. Among those who regularly listen to Limbaugh, however, Palin was cited by 48 percent, and among Beck’s viewers, it was 35 percent, far surpassing others.

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