Shrek-flavored dessert?

Gross.

[via Huffington Post]

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Someone punch this kid in the nuts

This is what Colin Carlson will look like in 10 years.

Normally we’d be all for a 13-year-old kid who’s high on education. Then we read about Colin Carlson and his lawsuit against his current school, the University of Connecticut.

Yes, Colin is a college sophomore. He also takes himself a little too seriously. To wit:

Colin seek[s] a bachelor’s degree in ecology and evolutionary biology and another in environmental studies. But he’s been knocked off course by the university’s rejection of his request to take a class that includes summer field work in South Africa.

He and his mother say university officials told them he is too young for the overseas course. So he’s filed an age discrimination claim with the university and U.S. Department of Education, which is investigating.

“I’m losing time in my four-year plan for college,” he said. “They’re upsetting the framework of one of my majors.”

God. This dipshit probably also tells classmates things like, “You know, people from Phoenix are Phoenicians.”

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