Sure, Charlie Crist

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Charlie Crist tells GOP-friendly donors to go screw

You know, we’re starting to appreciate Charlie Crist’s moxie. We don’t like the fact that he talks about Jesus a lot, or that he’s a big liar about one of those most important aspects of his personality (the pretending to be straight thing), but the fact that he’s decided not to give back donor money? Rock ‘n’ roll, baby!

First he takes stimulus money (public), and now he’s keeping donor money after leaving the GOP. If this guy isn’t playing the electorate like a fiddle, we don’t know who is. Check it, from the once-great Miami Herald:

[A] couple hours before Crist officially becomes an NPA voter, campaign spokeswoman Michelle Todd said there will be no refunds. Asked if that amounts to a flip-flop, she said, “We have never made an official statement before. It is now the official statement. They donated to the Charlie Crist for U.S. Senate campaign and it’s still the Charlie Crist for U.S. Senate campaign.”

Naturally Marco Rubio, the teabagger-endorsed GOP candidate, has a problem with Crist’s move.

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Gay Charlie Crist taking anger out on innocent turtles

Poor Charlie Crist. Not that long ago, he was a popular governor, a fabulous gay man and all but a lock as the next senator from the Sunshine State. Then he married a woman, accepted stimulus money that saved his state and promptly became an also-ran. It’s a lot to handle, and he’s not handling it well. Here’s a picture of the governor from yesterday. He’s the one on the right, and while he’s having fun, that turtle certainly is not.

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Super-gay Charlie Crist playing to his strengths

The amazing headline of the day comes from the lovely people at Talking Points Memo, and has to do with super-gay (but married to a chick) Florida Gov. Charlie Crist:

To which we add: Yeah, if the two other people are dudes…

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What really is the problem with gay marriage?

New York is the latest state to tell gay men and women that they’re not as good as everyone else. By a vote of 38 to 24 — in other words, not even close — the New York State Senate gave gays a big thumbs down Wednesday. Read the New York Times story here. (The State Assembly passed the bill, by the way.)

Well done, New York. You’ve proven that you’re in league with evil: Sarah Palin, Michele Bachmann, Jim Inhofe, secretly-gay Charlie Crist, all the other politicians/celebrities/assholes out there who seem to think it matters where a man puts his pee-pee.

Why write like a child? Because denying gays and lesbians the right to marry is childish. It’s fearful. It’s hateful. It’s stupid. If all you religious nuts out there are really so sure that “these people” (read: fags) are going to burn in Hell, why not pass gay marriage and let God sort it all out in the afterlife?

State Senator Rubén Díaz Sr. — a Democrat and a bigot — made the following statement in the New York Times piece:

Not only the evangelicals, not only the Jews, not only the Muslims, not only the Catholics, but also the people oppose it,” he said.

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Charlie Crist has special pants

No, not because he’s gay! Because he needs extra space for his GIANT BALLS.

Here’s some video of Charlie Crist endorsing President Obama’s stimulus bill in February:

And here’s a quote from Crist just the other day:

I didn’t endorse it. I didn’t even have a vote on the darned thing,” Crist told CNN’s Wolf Blitzer in an interview Wednesday on The Situation Room. “But I understood that it was going to pass and I wanted to be able to utilize it for the benefit of my fellow Floridians.”

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