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The headline is a reference to a Friday Wall Street Journal article — you know, that totes liberal rag — that spells out the problem with America: Americans.

Writer Sara Murray doesn’t come right out and say that Americans are stupid, lazy hypocrites but, hey, we read between the lines and are doing it for her. Americans are stupid, lazy hypocrites. (They’re also fat but that’s another story for another day).

We’ve all heard lately that the deficit is booming, there’s too much government spending, Social Security’s fucked, etc. All of those things are true, of course. Why? Well, the deficit is booming because someone has to kick start the economy and tax cuts for rich people aren’t going to do it. And yes, just in case you’re wondering, the stimulus worked. Certainly not the way the administration thought it would and not as well as it could have, either — because the administration made the mistake of thinking that Americans are rational, thoughtful people — but it did. Just not well enough.

So enough of the background. Here’s what we mean when we say Americans are the problem:

Efforts to tame America’s ballooning budget deficit could soon confront a daunting reality: Nearly half of all Americans live in a household in which someone receives government benefits, more than at any time in history.

At the same time, the fraction of American households not paying federal income taxes has also grown — to an estimated 45% in 2010, from 39% five years ago, according to the Tax Policy Center, a nonpartisan research organization.

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If you read the New York Times and pretend to care about the paper’s columnists, you know Nick Kristof as the guy who spends all his time in Africa and won’t stop talking about Darfur. Yeah, we get it Nick. Darfur is terrible. Know what else is terrible? A complete lack of variety in your columns.

Anyway, we were reading the Times today and happened upon a strange tout for Kristof’s blog, “On the Ground,” which is all about Africa. You may know Kristof as this poindexter, but the Times wants him to be much more, apparently. Check out the new Nick Kristof:

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Why didn’t we click on it? Because it’s so obvious what exercise he’s doing: hair yoga.

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Just look at this face.

He cannot believe who the President is. He cannot believe the GOP is not in power. And he wants revenge.

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The New York Times Wednesday evening published a story that surprised no one. The headline is, “Poll Finds Tea Party Backers Wealthier and More Educated.”

You don’t say! Let’s cut the shit and get right to the guts of it. Take it away, poll results!

The 18 percent of Americans who identify themselves as Tea Party supporters tend to be Republican, white, male, married and older than 45.

They hold more conservative views on a range of issues than Republicans generally. They are also more likely to describe themselves as “very conservative” and President Obama as “very liberal.”

And while most Republicans say they are “dissatisfied” with Washington, Tea Party supporters are more likely to classify themselves as “angry.”

Why are teabaggers angry? Because a Negro Muslim Kenyan Interloper Liar in the motherfucking White House is trying to take the money they stole rightfully through hedge funds and derivatives, you Che-loving prick!

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Hi everyone! Here it is, a year later, and what do we have to report? Readership is up, this guy’s still an idiot, and your mother’s a tramp. Oh, and the country is full of crazy people.

What started as a Web site that was intended to be a spot in which we as reporters (and consumers) could gripe about the state of reporting, news, politics, pop culture and sports has become a place where we gripe about the state of reporting, news, politics, pop culture and sports. So mission accomplished! USA! USA!

Yeah, yeah. We get a lot of crap for people not liking our points of view. What stuns us — though by this point, it shouldn’t — is how many people have opinions about the goings-on of this country — and other countries — without having any idea what the fuck they’re talking about. Just look at — let’s see — nearly any post and the comments that follow to see what we mean.

Some things we’ve learned:

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