WTF is happening in Alabama?!

As long as Alabama continues to put forth comically-insane candidates for political office, we’re gonna keep bringing them to you. Meet Dale Peterson, Republican candidate for agriculture commissioner. We have no idea what the job entails, but his credentials include being: a “FARMER, BUSINESSMAN, COP, AND A MARINE DURIN’ VIETNAM!”

Good lord, vote for this man, if for no other reason, just to get him off the streets.

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Ugh. The Schuster-Brietbart yell-off

Just hours after Barack Obama asked everyone to calm the shit down, all of Washington is busy yelling at everyone else. The big story right now is that Andrew Breitbart — ACORN pimp James O’Keefe’s boss — and MSNBC’s David Schuster spent a solid five minutes straight cold shouting at each other. Apparently the phrases: “you convicted him on Twitter!” and “MSNBC has taken BILLIONS of dollars in stimulus money” were used.

Here’s the video:

For the actual video (which is the same but without the bow tie), go here.

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