Well hey, we’re not doing anything else, so let’s kick this sucker off. Y’all ready for this!?
State of the Union time, baby! Let’s get it on!
9:07 This is, of course, the most important part of the speech. Who’s on the center aisle? Who transcended party labels and waited literally HOURS to get his picture taken with the President!? Obviously, Sheila Jackson-Lee, that’s who. Christ.
9:08 Just in case you’re watching along at home, we should point out that we’re watching on MSNBC. If you’re watching on FOX News, you’re probably seeing a different feed. There are not actually horns on Obama’s head.
9:09 Obama greets the Joint Chiefs. Totally cool to ask if they’re gay now.
9:10 Wow, Pelosi’s wearing a lot of makeup tonight. And a suit! Weird!
9:12 Oh man, big hand for the new Speaker! And an even bigger hand for Gabby Giffords! Hooray for everyone! (more…)